Embarrass Yourself in Public with Steak-Umms

By Ethan Lee on April 28, 2010

Steak-umm, the maker of “frozen-beef convenience products” (marketing lingo for frozen yet tasty mystery meat for poor folks) has announced a new contest that asks their Fan-umms to pose with a box of their Steak-umm burgers while on the road this summer.

The grand prize? A $299.00 Samsung camera. Woohoo!

Does it make sense to travel with a frozen (possibly thawing) box of meat treats while on summer vacation? Heck, no.

Would it be fun to watch a TSA screener stare at a box of Steak-Umms in your luggage as fifty late-and- irritated fellow travelers are held up while government workers try to figure out if you have created the world’s first meat bomb? Absolutely!

Send your Steak-Umm photos to bonvoyagecontest@sspr.com.

 
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Submitted by Miss (not verified) on Apr. 28, 2010.

Hilarious! Go Ricky!

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Submitted by Meat Lover (not verified) on Apr. 28, 2010.

Hey, I love Steak-Umms and I'm not poor. Wait a minute, I was when I first tied them so I guess you're right.

Trailer Park Boys in the house!

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Submitted by geepee (not verified) on Apr. 29, 2010.

Heck yeah! Bubbles Rocks!

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